This Just In: Border Patrol

Canadian border officials have confirmed receipt of several amnesty applications over the past three months from a Slovenian born naturalized US citizen listing her occupation as “First Lady.” They say the woman is obviously confused and likely in need of serious help, though one source noted that “her pictures do bear a striking resemblance to those of a well-known New Yorker, it’s uncanny really.” Officials refuse to release the woman’s name, citing privacy laws, but note that “it does rhyme with Flewania.”

17 Replies to “This Just In: Border Patrol”

  1. Do you have a spam problem on this site; I also am a blogger, and I was wondering your situation; we have developed some nice procedures and we are looking to trade strategies with others, please shoot me an e-mail if interested.

  2. I really like your blog.. very nice colors & theme. Did you make this website yourself or did you hire someone to do it for you? Plz reply as I’m looking to design my own blog and would like to know where u got this from. kudos

  3. Good day! I know this is kinda off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could find a captcha plugin for my comment form? I’m using the same blog platform as yours and I’m having problems finding one? Thanks a lot!

  4. With havin so much content do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright infringement? My website has a lot of completely unique content I’ve either written myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping it up all over the internet without my authorization. Do you know any techniques to help stop content from being ripped off? I’d really appreciate it.

  5. Simply desire to say your article is as astounding. The clarity in your post is just excellent and i can assume you are an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission allow me to grab your feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please continue the rewarding work.

  6. After I initially commented I appear to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now whenever a comment is added I get four emails with the exact same comment. Perhaps there is a means you are able to remove me from that service? Cheers!

  7. Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You obviously know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your blog when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *